French women, here's to getting your gold medal handball fantasies on. Whatever.
| Monsieur Le Handballer (photo: Le Télégramme.com) |
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| W is for Woteva |
Big Cheese and the French Fries learned a new word while on holiday recently: woteva.
<----- They also learned the hand gesture that accompanies this word.
"Woteva" was the word du jour and quite overused during our vacation in the sun.
For example...
Big Cheese: Chérie, did you know the French won the men's swimming championship last summer?
La Mom: The French finally won a medal in a manly sport.
Big Cheese: What do you mean? We win the handball championships every year.
La Mom: Wot-ev-a. American girls fantasize about dating basketball stars and English girls fantasize about dating soccer stars. Have you met one French girl who fantasizes about dating a handball player?
Big Cheese: Wot-ev-errrr
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La Mom: We're off to the pool, French Fries.
Big Fry: Hey look, there's a crocodile floating in the pool.
Small Fry: C'est bizarre, I thought all of the crocodiles were at Louis Vuitton?
(La Mom & Big Cheese laugh)
Big Fry: Wot-ev-a.






