Jake (waving hand frantically): I know one. My mommy uses bad words. She says “damn” and “shit”. Sometimes she even says the D-word.
I can’t go one centime over 150,000 euros for the kitchen! What am I supposed to do with that kind of money? "Jennifer"
Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.
I like Paris. My problem is I don't like Parisians.
Sir Laurence Olivier
Casse toi pauvre con!
Daddy (President) Sarkozy
If I had been a dog walker, I would have been the most successful dog walker in Paris.
Baaaa Baaaa Baaaa!
The best of America drifts to Paris. The American in Paris is the best American. It is more fun for an intelligent person to live in an intelligent country. France has the only two things toward which we drift as we grow older—intelligence and good manners.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I have two loves: my country and Paris.
I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French.
Charles de Gaulle
Eet ees time to say au revoir to zee spider veins.
Dr. Vein (Phlebologist)
Call. Blow. Pump.
Dr. Hot (American Hospital Paris)
Let France have good mothers, and she will have good sons. Napoléon Bonaparte
Moi love you maman.
To err is human. To loaf is Parisian.
I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
Gross! I stepped in it again!
Je t'aime, Mommy.
Chérie, you must buy a 7€ bag of popcorn for the kids to feed the ducks!
Parc Monceau Mom
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Unknown
I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles.