The French Fries inevitably get into some deep philosophical discussion – about who's bringing the goodies. And this Easter was no exception.
Small Fry: How many sleeps until Easter?
Big Fry: Trois! Then the Easter Bunny will bring us chocolate!
Small Fry: It's not a bunny, it's a bell from Rome.
Big Fry (incredulously): How can a bell bring chocolate? It doesn't have feet!
Small Fry: It flaps with its wings! Madame La Cloche flaps and flaps from her belltower.
Big Fry (rejecting this preposturous idea): Non. The bell turns itself upside down and puts chocolate inside. Then the bunny puts it in a basket and carries it in its mouth and hops to our house. C'est comme ça.
Small Fry (nodding): Yeah, the bunny and the bell.
Big Fry: I think the Easter Bunny speaks French...
Joyeuses Pâques, tout le monde!