Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Ready, Set, SOLDES!

Here's a La Mom Best Of in honor of France's national sales which start tomorrow. Originally posted le 24 juin, 2009. Bon shopping! ~~~~~~

Ladies and gentlemen, get your running shoes out and your boxing gloves on.

C’est les soldes!

Today marks the beginning of the fabled twice-annual deep-discount French sales.

Fabled, you might ask? Let’s just say that even Cendrillion can find a dress or two to go with those glass stilettos as prices fall to rock-bottom over the 5-week sales period.

And why the boxing gloves? If it’s anything like last year’s Zadig and Voltaire’s markdowns, you’ll need ‘em. Normally prim and proper 16th arondissement demoiselles morphed into banshees as they duked it out over cashmere sweaters – even resorted to slugging each other with their Hermès Birkin bags to get at the last ELVIS-logo pullover.

Trust me, those sapphire-and-diamond rings can do some damage. Better come with a game plan.

Here are La Mom’s tips for making the most of the summer soldes:

1) Plan your attack.

Get in touch with your inner Napoléon and map out your strategy. This is war, baby, so get used to it. La Mom’s personal picks this year are:

Comptoir de Cotonniers for their juicy prints and structured linen dresses

Les Petites for their basics in a vivid palette (check out the ink blue)

Anne Fontaine
– because you always need a crisp white shirt

2) If you love it, buy it.

Don’t bother looking around at another store to see if they have a better price or wait until it’s marked down even further. If you find something you like in your size, snap it up immédiatement! Stores have problems keeping sizes in stock at the best of times, and it’s even worse during the sales.

3) Think like a Frenchwoman.

never buy because the price is right. It’s because they’ve found the perfect pair of shoes for their cocktail dress, or that gold clutch they’ve been hunting for two seasons straight. They only buy what they need – and what makes them look great, bien sûr!

4) Break out your new vocabulary.

It’s inevitable – if you get a great deal, someone’s bound to be jealous. Just make sure you have the Français to make the loser pardon their French.

Here’s what happened to La Mom at the winter soldes:

Parisienne No° Une: She’s trying on the last size 38!

Parisienne No° Deux: Salope.

La Mom:
Oui, la belle salope who just got the last Yves Saint Laurent LBD at 80% off!
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Anonymous said...

Yay, sales! Bonne chance!

PigletinFrance said...

LOl! I love your suggestions! I should be hitting the shops this pm so will be bearing your tips in mind...

Mary Yasmine said...

Les soldes are tomorrow :)

Eve Politanoff said...

soldes in Paris, have fun !!!
I like your profile description, I am a parisian mom living in LA......

Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels said...

I am totally bookmarking this and printing it out when I finally come to Paris. And I will do my best to schedule my trip around the soldes ;-)

likeschocolate said...

Hope you found something wonderful. I think it is funny how Europe only does sales 2x a year.

Virginia said...

Thank heavens for the SOLDES last july when I was stranded in Paris iwth no luggage for a few days.

Bon chance!!!

nmaha said...

I will note these points down for when I finally make it to Paris. Need to plan my trip (when it happens) around these sales :-) Thankyou

Jennifer James / Mom Bloggers Club said...

This sounds like fun! Have a great time.

Laura said...

Oh my, that sounds so fun!!


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