Friday, March 13, 2009

Playgroup Detective Work

L'Amie has been doing a bit of detective work for La Mom.

Actually, she attended a playgroup and all the expat moms were dishing about a very handsome doctor at a certain English speaking hospital in Paris.

She delivered the most delightful news that I'll be spreading vite with all of the DEMs (Desperate Expat Moms) in my part of Paris.

Dr. Hot - THE. Hottest. Doctor. At The American Hospital in Paris. Is. Single!

But I, alas, am not. And neither are my friends, but as I mentioned above, they are all desperate.

So I can only assume that news of Dr. Hot's bachelorhood will bring an increased demand for his CPR training services. This means the lucky expat moms who have large enough apartments will be hosting CPR/Playgroup mornings as an excuse to spend time with him. Everyone will show up in the most appropriate playgroup mommy clothes: Louis Vuitton mules, skinny jeans, and low cut tops that reveals just enough néné to give our favorite pediatrican a heart attack. I can see it now - all the DEMs fighting over who gives Dr. Hot mouth-to-mouth.

Of course, La Mom will be attending every CPR training possible - you never know when you're gonna need to "Call - Blow - Pump" someone right?

12 comments:

Scandalous Housewife said...

Oh La Mom, this is so exciting! I'm always looking for a good excuse to slip into something zexy and brush my hair...

Pure Poser said...

ooh cheeky la mom!

damn,i'm stuck in blighty. if you get the chance, give him one from as well! ;D

La Mom said...

@ Pure Poser
Ok, you're getting all British on me now...what is "stuck in blighty?"
We speak the same language and yet we don't sometimes :)

Under the Influence said...

I'm getting my plane ticket - when is the first CPR session?

La Mom said...

@ UTI: I'll let you know!

Sherry said...

You realize he's gay, right?

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

So will there be a fight amongst the ex-pat mommies to see who gets him? ;)

Suburbia Steph said...

LOL @ what Sherry said....
Hot for Doctor!

Pure Poser said...

blighty is another name for britain.

I really hope he's not gay. if he is, lets see who can turn him straight!

The Antiques Diva™ said...

You naughty girl!! And why when Paris has it's own Dr McDreamy did I go to Dr McGuinness when I lived in the city of light??! Tant pis pour moi!

a H.I.T. said...

Sounds like more than just the kids will be playing doctor now...

:) said...

Dr Hot has some stiff competition moving through the ranks from Dr Gentle.
Lucky for the likes of some of us (read - moi), the expat world are yet to make the discovery.
And, he's most certainly not gay!

 

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